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Hand Sanitizer Doesn’t Reduce Hospital Infections
Gobs of hand sanitizer are good at quickly reducing the number of germs on hands but not in hospitals. He also said hospital workers shouldn’t wear rings and should trim their fingernails even more...
View ArticleLost My Post, My Will To Write Another One
In my attempt to fix some coding errors over here I accidentally destroyed much of the database filled with Be Lazier…and since we’re lazy here (hence the blog name) I hadn’t run a backup in a while. I...
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Get Your Nut Off In 3 To 7 Minutes For Good Sex
A group of scientists got together and decided to measure intra-vaginal ejaculatory latency (the time after you “stick it in”) and find out duration satisfied participants (aka. fuckers) most. Women...
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Wake Your Lazy Eye Up With Prozac You Crazy Bastards
It turns out that Prozac isn’t very good at warding off your depression or anorexia if you’ve got that. The drug though may help children who are visually impaired. A team of Finnish and Italian...
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Be Lazier Back From The Dead, Posts Resume
I’ve been having some major, and I mean major coding issues here with the site and well…been too lazy to fix them. Until now! The one month hiatus is over and posts resume today. Be Lazier is a little...
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Lift Ultra Light To Increase The Efficiency Of Your Workouts
The other day some of my usual medicine balls at the gym were missing so I had to go for some a few pounds lighter. I realized as I was wildly flailing them around that going light forced me to focus...
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How To Swim Like Michael Phelps Without Training As Hard
Ok, I know that swimming like Michael Phelps, or any of the other Olympic athletes is no small feat. There are ways though you can gain an edge without spending 8 hours at the pool or consuming 12,000...
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Zone Out To Solve Big Problems
Your mind, as complex as it is, can’t focus on more than a few things at any given time. It turns out that concentrating makes it hard for our brains to see ‘the big picture’ which is where zoning out...
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3 Workouts For Your Neurons Without Reading Or Thinking Too Much
Sure reading and learning can be a real power boost for your brain, but it’s also a major drag on your slacking off. Basically since your brain is lazy too and gets more efficient doing things over and...
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8 Lazy Ways To Say You’re Sorry
Nobody wants to have to apologize, let alone have to say sorry longer than they have to. Luckily there are some tried and true ways to say sorry without actually having to do much, admit you’re wrong,...
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